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theavengersheadcanons:

Peter Parker becomes Shanta’s big brother.  She latches onto him when he gets an internship working for Uncle Tony, because he’s nice and he makes her daddy smile.  Anyone who can make Bruce smile is okay in Shanta’s book.  After the first few weeks, Shanta accidentally causes one of Peter’s important looking experiments to blow up.  At first, she’s afraid that he’ll be upset with her, but instead he laughs it off and tells her it’s fine.  He used to blow things up all the time.  After that, Shanta and Peter are inseparable.  Bruce thinks it’s adorable.

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helms-ler:

THE KID ON THE RIGHT JUST EATS THE CAKE 

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talentedmischiefmaker:

　And it’s 6am almost, and I need sleep. :c I will reply to everything and everyone’s asks (including 12+ Threads) when I get back. I don’t want to get caught by my grandma and banned from the internet in the least.

sleep well!

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fyeahroleplayingrabbit: This seems to be a reoccuring theme on whatever site I join. I understand that the playing people with interesting stories are fun… but when every single character drinks, does drugs, and sleeps with EVERY character on the site, it’s a little much. In my opinion, it’s just as bad, if not worse, than a Mary Jane.

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

This seems to be a reoccuring theme on whatever site I join. I understand that the playing people with interesting stories are fun… but when every single character drinks, does drugs, and sleeps with EVERY character on the site, it’s a little much. In my opinion, it’s just as bad, if not worse, than a Mary Jane.

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brakhage:

i used to be a person but now i’m a blog

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3armsally:

is this what the end of the world will be like

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hussiesprostate:

youfuckingpeoplemakemesick:

what the fuck is happening on my

genital herpes vacation resort 

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himapapaftw:

qwexly:

Pick! The shoes

are possessed by morgan freeman

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ass-n-titties:

is everyone on my dash high or am i missing something here

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dirkstriderspenis:

what the hell is going on with my dash

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themarvelfan5647:

Puny God.

omhg i had never heard hulk speak or loki whimper bc when i went to see this everyone was laughing and applauding at this part

Fucking still gets me

every time

that WHIMPER EOINRIVNBBVWGTV

Best part in the movie

but I had never heard the whimper before until now and…and THERE ARE NO WORDS BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.

I’M CRYHING OH YMG FUCIGN FDHOHDD F;ASDFLHSGHJ;ALDGFJs

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aspecificskillset:

when i see read mores, i automatically go “are you guys having seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex?” 　

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okay i’m rolling around on my bed because i’m bored and tired and bored and can’t sleep and bored

sdslfsdfsk;dsdlk anyone want to join me in my bed 

rolling around

like a monkey

.. o wait i just realized what that first sentence sounded like

…I’M SINGLE NOW anyone want to join me in my bed? ;DDDDDDDD

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